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Corny jokes suffer from what I call "the Barry Manilow Syndrome." 
That's where no one publicly admit to being a  Barry fan,
yet somehow he manages to sells millions of songs year after year after year.


Welcome to CornyJokeBooks.com

There are joke books for every topic you can think of, humor books that may surprise you, and even custom books for that special occasions. All jokes are originals. They were written for our books, or  this website, and not taken or “borrowed” from the internet. 

There are plenty of joke on this site so click around and enjoy them, just don't let anyone know that you actually like them.

And one more thing, why not try to collect them all. There are over 35 joke books now, with plenty more on the way. Your collection could take years. Hey why not -  we all need a hobbie, goal, or something to get excited about. I wonder Whatever happened to pogs?

Baseball Jokes 
From T-ball to softball, these corny jokes will be a big hit with the whole team. You won't need an umpire because every joke is safe for kids and grown ups.

Boat Jokes 
Don't miss the boat on this one. The jokes may be bad, but they are a fun way to keep the party afloat


Swimming Pool Jokes 
Drown out the same old dull conversations. Be a big splash this summer by telling bad jokes around the pool. Everyone will want to dive in and help with the answers.

Wedding Jokes 
Love and Marriage are no joke, but these corny jokes are a great distraction when the in laws come to town.

Flower Jokes 
What do flowers and corny jokes have in common - they both make smiles bloom.


What kind of candy do lawyers carry in their briefcases?


Argue-MINTS

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Why don’t people bowl in leagues anymore? 

They don’t think they have the time to SPARE 
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How come busy people don’t cook or bake?

Because things don’t gets DONE

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Why don’t more neighbors
get together and play cards


Because people are always looking for a better DEAL

Why did the vice-president
give the treasurer a dollar?


Because he was passing the BUCK 

 

Learn the Secret to Short Sheeting a Bed This is one practical joke everyone should know. It used to be popular at summer camp and in college dorms. Oh, and the book is funny to read, too.


You've probably wanted to be rich all your life but never really knew how to do it. It's actually quite simple. All you have to do is go down to city hall, ask for a form, and on the line where they ask you what you want your new name to be, write in the word Rich. See how simple that was. Now you're Rich!


If you don't see a subject you are interested in,
Please send us a note.
We can create a joke book on ANY subject
- we love a challenge. Smile and Enjoy!
 

 
Simply Amusing
Travel Fun


Alaskan Jokes



Menopause Jokes
 

 Corny Joke books are  fun for:
Birthdays,
Party favors,
Baby showers
Business promotions,
trade shows,
stocking stuffers,
fund raisers, and More



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